sheen is always like, "please, call me charles." [ laughter and applause ] i'm not sure what to -- what are you laughing at, james? [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: he gets more ass. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i know. i know, i know, i know. i'm not sure what to make of this, you guys. a russian airline is hiring clowns, actors, and musicians to entertain passengers during flights. yeah, 'cause when i'm on a stuffy plane with babies crying and people complaining, my first thought is always, "there should be clowns here." [ laughter ] that would just be fantastic. this is interesting here, you guys. a recent study found that men who go bald in their early 20s have an increased risk of developing prostate cancer. so i guess going bald in your 20s isn't as great as you thought. [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] >> i love you jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you, too. [ light laughter ] you get one of those after every joke. >> steve: yeah, exactly. it's called a win-win. >> jimmy: it's -- it's a lovely crowd. >> i love you! >> steve: oh, there you go. all right. hey >> j